Oui, y’a pas de dessin.
Mais c’est un texte super-marrant.
Oui, c’est de l’anglais…
Non, j’ai pas le temps de vous le traduire.
Z’avez qu’à sussurer des mots doux avec l’accent espagnol à Miss Lulu et elle vous fera ça nickel.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don’t have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for
financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for
machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland
for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows
with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You
Profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some
Nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to Mankind
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
you have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow
images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.< You count them again and
learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

IRANIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don’t know economy.
You choose one of them as the leader of your country and the other one
as the president.
JUST WAIT…. DONT BE ANGRY IT WAS A JOKE!!!!